She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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