absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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