We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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