I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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