So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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