i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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