You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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