Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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