so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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