I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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