they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize