You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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