What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
