If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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