Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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