Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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