Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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