tell your sister to shave her snatch
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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