put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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