Pappa wants mamma naked
I just saw a hot homeless man
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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