This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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