if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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