We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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