guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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