Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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