i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She bit a glass in half.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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