I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
