he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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