took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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