she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
