no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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