I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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