Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize