First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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