yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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