butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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