don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
