Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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