Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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