I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i think i have two assholes
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You coming home soon, man?
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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