According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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