My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I need to sanitize my soul.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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