I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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