I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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