I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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