Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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