would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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