i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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