it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i love accidental penises.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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