3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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