have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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